How do you talk to a girl for the first time

What to do in the first meeting with a Girl?


Chapter III

Girl: So, what do you do?

You: I study in CZ College
(Expected answer)
or
You: I need like...MM... 10 more years to figure that out.
(Smart answer, but it has its flaws. It's like punching yourself; it can make a girl laugh, but if she
is a pseudo-intellectual or a careerist, it may seem to her that you are a loser)

or
You: Ah! No one wants to know that. Tell me about what you do?
(Now that is a perfect distraction technique and a good conversation making move. Always remember, women love talking about themselves, and if you are amusingly listening to them and praising them at their every single word, you are sure to enter in their good books)
Girl: I am currently doing English Honor's from Xx College. (Let's assume)

You: Literature, wow, what, you want to be a writer?
(Every answer you give should have a question and emphatic words like wow, really, awesome to show that you interested and amazed - doesn't matter if you are or not.)

Girl: No, I'll be doing a Mass Communication Course after my graduation... (or blah blah)

You: oh, wow, that is really cool. But why didn't you apply for a Mass Communication Course in your Bachelors only?
(Always remember: just simply follow the traces of conversations she is providing you by herself. Never stick to one thing, for example, asking her who is your favourite writer is a very risky question. Although it seems right as she is a studying English Literature, but it doesn't even closely suggest that what she has chosen is something she is fully interested in too; because if she is not, and you ask her this question, that is the end of the conversation you started.)
It could go something like:

You: Who is your favourite writer?

Girl: eh...I don't know. Studies are the last thing I want to talk about right now!

You: ??

Girl: What about you?
(You don't want to talk about yourself unless you are Bill Gates, or you do life saving work just for kicks; except for these, if you think you are in a good college, or what you are doing is very good; believe me there are thousand of others who are doing better. Talking about yourself is the end of conversation, because when you complete your description, there is hardly any girl who would ask you a question about it. What you have to do is: Give her the effect that you both had a long conversation and still she doesn't know anything about you, while you know everything about her. Make her feel secured. Don't be her friend, but instead be the praising daddy; make her feel like a little kid who needs your appreciation. Rule her with your maturity and your little guidance hiding in the pretencion of knowing so much about this world. But still, don't start guiding immediately because it is too soon)